Fictional Reality

Anything to ask me?   I'm up for Submissions!    Do not get reality confused with fiction, even though some times it is easy to get lost in the fictional universe.

starkidnutty:

ollivander:

guernicalightss:

quincynessigsays:

A bath tub cut out of a large single piece of Quartz Crystal.

i want!!!!!!!!!!!!!

looks like the fucking bowl of poisoned shit dumbledore drank from harry potter there is no way in hell I want that

#the last comment was my literal reaction to this

starkidnutty:

ollivander:

guernicalightss:

quincynessigsays:

A bath tub cut out of a large single piece of Quartz Crystal.

i want!!!!!!!!!!!!!

looks like the fucking bowl of poisoned shit dumbledore drank from harry potter there is no way in hell I want that

#the last comment was my literal reaction to this

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— 5 hours ago with 188731 notes

heyitsemele:

pastelmorgue:

eradicategirlhate:

you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?

THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED

Reblogging again, because this will never be irrelevant. 

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thranduart:

vandigo:

dinosaurs-daleks-and-detectives:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

vengefulbarista:

The cast of The Lord of the Rings, everybody.

I tried to scroll past this…I really tried.

cast of the Academy Award winning Lord of the Rings trilogy 

This will forever be the best picture to ever come from a movie cast.

I….I….just…..yes.

thranduart:

vandigo:

dinosaurs-daleks-and-detectives:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

vengefulbarista:

The cast of The Lord of the Rings, everybody.

I tried to scroll past this…I really tried.

cast of the Academy Award winning Lord of the Rings trilogy 

This will forever be the best picture to ever come from a movie cast.

I….I….just…..yes.

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sstrange-cloudss:

est-offensa-et-mirari:

a-sexy-cat:

oh dont mind me just texting the slaves free

emncptn prclmtn

Mary is dragging me to a play tonight #boredd #killme

sstrange-cloudss:

est-offensa-et-mirari:

a-sexy-cat:

oh dont mind me just texting the slaves free

emncptn prclmtn

Mary is dragging me to a play tonight #boredd #killme

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allthemiddlefingers:

lucrezialoveshercesare:

actual Harry Potter

the awkward moment when the actor playing harry potter is a better representation of book harry potter than movie harry potter

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— 5 hours ago with 333561 notes

is-getting-old:

eva-420:

i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over

every time i read this i laugh a little harder

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maleteen:

some people just normally look like they havent slept in weeks. i am one of those people

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— 1 day ago with 157178 notes

jesus:

peklaxdog:

angel:

asian:

ejective:

if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7

I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;)

you two need jesus

i dont think jesus was into threesomes

you don’t know me

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— 1 day ago with 23511 notes